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Louis Houde was a Canadian provincial politician.

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{"slip": { "id": 125, "advice": "Why wait until valentines day for a romantic gesture?"}}

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Kyzyltuz is a salt lake in Akkuly District, Pavlodar Region, Kazakhstan.

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{"slip": { "id": 28, "advice": "When you're looking up at birds flying overhead, keep your mouth closed."}}

{"fact":"Cats respond better to women than to men, probably due to the fact that women's voices have a higher pitch.","length":107}

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Mongolia competed at the 2012 Winter Youth Olympics in Innsbruck, Austria. The Mongolian team consisted of two athletes in two different sports.

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{"fact":"Heat occurs several times a year and can last anywhere from 3 to 15 days.","length":73}

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